All work and no play makes a dull bag.

This oversized tote features an unmistakably sinister orange-and-black geometric pattern, perfect for carrying groceries, convention hauls, winter manuscripts, and enough emergency supplies to survive even the most deeply questionable hotel stays.

Roomy, loud, and just unsettling enough to make strangers wonder whether they’ve seen you somewhere before. Have you always been here?

We offer free standard shipping on all domestic orders over $50. Orders are typically processed within 1-2 business days and delivered within 3-7 business days.

We want you to be completely satisfied with your purchase. If for any reason you’re not happy, we offer easy returns within 30 days of receipt.